The Pessimystic

"Life is a joke, your sense of outlook on it is your sense of humor."

The Pessimystic, upon the establishment of Roach's religion (ProcrastiNation)

The Pessimystic is the High Priest of Roach, a soul who was touched by the mirth and Naivete of the dancing weaver of worlds.

When he was young, a child named Cunning heard stories of a magnificent being who had weaved everything in the cosmos together, who loved everyone and sought to bring peace and happiness. When he join the Wings of Fire wiki, he sought something better, something worth dying for. And his search took him to Reality Zero, where he witnessed the galaxy-sized rainbow Roach spinning with mirth through the stars. He heard the distant whispers of the Ancient Creator, and he knew things no mortal soul had ever known. He is possibly the most touched person in the Universe, besides BlackPhoenix, creator of the Roach Badge; Dust Gremlin, an Acolyte of Roach; or Danny DeVito. He created this wiki, a place that will try to embody the Roach's faith, love and wishes. He will spread the peace and love.

He founded the ProcrastiNation and thwarted the attack of Mark and his UFO's. To this day, he still battles Mark and the UFO army, all while preserving Roach's great religion.