Roach Wiki

 Welcome to the !

If you have heard Roach's sweet whisper in your sleep, you have been enlightened. For Roach speaks to all, but only few can understand his wisdom. He is all but none, everything but nothing. He will save us, he has been here forever, and he will stay here forever.

Please read The law of Roach before using.

The History of this wiki
So, I was really bored and wanted to start my own wiki. and I thought "There has been all sorts of drama about Roach, so why not use that?

So I made this weird wiki and started making random articles about stuff in my life and including random memes in the lore of Roach. I also threw myself in with the nickname "Pessimystic", a joke I had from a while ago. I also threw in my own cult, the ProcrastiNation. Then, at boy scouts, my friend and I decided it would be funny to create a wiki about this kid in our troop named Mark, who has been through weird stuff. But I decided to tie it in here, cause why not?

Anyway, don't expect this wiki to make sense.